well the academic year has finally come to a close in these parts and i can once again breathe. thanks for sticking with me through the drought and hopefully you’ll be hearing (and seeing) more from me soon! :) once i sleep for a week, that is…
1. If you’re in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
2. What is the most expensive sex toy you’ve ever purchased?
Hitachi Magic Wand plus attachments.
3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
yes…can always get off after the sex.
4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
no, but i’ve had an audience while masturbating. does that count?
It’s a dreary June day in my part of the universe, so the roommate and i decided to celebrate with girly drinks in these coconuts i bought from the target $1 bins. I have a lot of party tricks i can use, but by far the most impressive one is my built in cup holder. Look Ma, no hands!
sorry i’ve been missing lately…trying to fix that as my year winds down here in education-land…
1. How old were you when you first kissed a boy?
2nd grade i kissed a boy on the bus but i really don’t think that counts. so…sophomore in high school, on a trampoline at midnight on new year’s.
2. Who would play you in the movie of your life story?
maybe angelina jolie. i have big lips and a nice rack…she’d need to be blond though.
3. What is the number one thing your love/hate about gay people?
that i always have someone to cuddle with when my gay friends are in town. i don’t have any lesbian friends so who knows if i’d cuddle…but the boys definitely cuddle.
4. If you could legally get married to “the fella” – or any fella – would you?
i don’t really understand this one…but yes, i’d like to be married. to a man.
5. Have you ever worn short short shorts in public?
i stumbled across this video during my saturday evening perusal of a few choice youtube-like porn sites. if i’m in the mood for real porn stars, i find myself at redtube. most of the time i’m slightly underwhelmed by its offerings, but then i stumbled on this one. now i’m a pretty flexible lady and would love to try just about anything that ended up in the above video. i just need the hulking man to do it. the over-the-shoulder oral? around 14:00 there’s what i can only describe as standing cowgirl? nearly made me fly off the bed. if you’re a hulking man-type looking for an insanely horny virgin to have your way with like this…drop me an email. yowzaaahh.
off to figure out how to rip this one for later use. nothing like waiting for a 30-minute clip to load as a stream.
1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?
Refund, baybeee…and I get one of those rebate things…
2. What was your biggest financial mistake?
Using my credit card when I didn’t have the money to pay it off. Bad shoes!! BAAAAAD pretty shoes…
3. Are you a screamer?
4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched? What part of a partner’s body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?
My neck and hips. His neck and his stomach
5. What catch phrase best describes your life?
uhhhh? perhaps just WTF. i probably say it several times a day. A friend of mine often refers to my life as her “worst nightmare” because of what I do and how I do it. Funnily enough, her life is my worst nightmare, so it’s a good thing we picked our own ways…
- Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at? Depends on how long I’ve been dating said boyfriend. Probably my best friend though. She should know better than that…
- Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them? I take most things in stride. Usually if someone says something rude, I can see they’re less a person than I and ignore it.
- What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest? Is the skin just under his belly button considered sexual? Ok…back of the neck or fingertips if he’s a guitar player.
- Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body? I’ve wondered about it but certainly not considered it seriously.
- Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Why yes…yes, I have. Many someones…
Bonus (as in optional): If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met. Considering none of my “exes” were that good at what they did in bed, I’d have to go with someone totally random. He’d have a much better shot at rocking my world at this point…