I have two roommates. One shares a wall with me and the other lives downstairs. Typically the roommate who shares a wall with me works very late, even on weekends. we know she’s home because she always parks at the end of our driveway and usually makes a big ruckus when she gets in (talking loudly on the telephone, banging around downstairs in the kitchen, etc). When she is home, I reign in my moaning while I get myself off because really, who wants to hear that kind of stuff in their house? Polite, right?
Well I went out with friends for drinks last night and came home sufficiently drunk and unbelievably horny. I noted whacko roommate’s car was not in the driveway and thusly did not mute my moaning. i actually squirted last night, too, which was a happy surprise. however, as i was up making breakfast a few minutes ago, i noted roommate’s car was still not in the driveway. she’s usually up and at church on sundays very early so i figured this was the case today.
WRONG.
She’s home right now which means she was home during my VERY VOCAL masturbating last night. sometimes i feel like my life is a weird weird movie.
have you ever been caught getting yourself off?
Yeah; my mom walked in on me once. AWKWARD! But it could be worse:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=9044
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=9131
Dan
By the way, congratulations on finding your squirt! That’s awesome! For the champions of the genre, search for any of the squirt movies at:
http://www.elegantangel.com
and watch the free trailers.
Dan
never was caught that I know of!
congrats on the squirt.
excellent pics here also.
Yay squirting!!!!!!!
And OMG, ROFLMAO. That is just awkward and hilarious all at the same time.
I pray I never get walked in on, but I’m sure someone HAD to have heard me at some point.
I loved the Simpsons episode where Bart shuddered in disgust to his friend Milton after he had walked in on his parents. Milton said, “Trust me, it’s *much* better to walk in on your parents than to walk in on just one of them.”
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