and breathe out…

well the academic year has finally come to a close in these parts and i can once again breathe.  thanks for sticking with me through the drought and hopefully you’ll be hearing (and seeing) more from me soon!    once i sleep for a week, that is…

TMI Tuesday

1. If you’re in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?

i dunno??

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you’ve ever purchased?

Hitachi Magic Wand plus attachments.

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?

yes…can always get off after the sex.
4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?

John Mayer
5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?

no, but i’ve had an audience while masturbating.  does that count?

Ready for Summer HNT

It’s a dreary June day in my part of the universe, so the roommate and i decided to celebrate with girly drinks in these coconuts i bought from the target $1 bins.  I have a lot of party tricks i can use, but by far the most impressive one is my built in cup holder.  Look Ma, no hands!

sorry i’ve been missing lately…trying to fix that as my year winds down here in education-land…

HHNT!

TMI Tuesday

1. How old were you when you first kissed a boy?

2nd grade i kissed a boy on the bus but i really don’t think that counts.  so…sophomore in high school, on a trampoline at midnight on new year’s.
2. Who would play you in the movie of your life story?

maybe angelina jolie.  i have big lips and a nice rack…she’d need to be blond though.
3. What is the number one thing your love/hate about gay people?

that i always have someone to cuddle with when my gay friends are in town.  i don’t have any lesbian friends so who knows if i’d cuddle…but the boys definitely cuddle.
4. If you could legally get married to “the fella” – or any fella – would you?

i don’t really understand this one…but yes, i’d like to be married.  to a man.
5. Have you ever worn short short shorts in public?
no.  HA.

I’m still throbbing…

This is amazing

i stumbled across this video during my saturday evening perusal of a few choice youtube-like porn sites. if i’m in the mood for real porn stars, i find myself at redtube. most of the time i’m slightly underwhelmed by its offerings, but then i stumbled on this one. now i’m a pretty flexible lady and would love to try just about anything that ended up in the above video. i just need the hulking man to do it. the over-the-shoulder oral? around 14:00 there’s what i can only describe as standing cowgirl? nearly made me fly off the bed. if you’re a hulking man-type looking for an insanely horny virgin to have your way with like this…drop me an email. yowzaaahh.

off to figure out how to rip this one for later use. nothing like waiting for a 30-minute clip to load as a stream.

TMI Tuesday

1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?

Refund, baybeee…and I get one of those rebate things…

2. What was your biggest financial mistake?

Using my credit card when I didn’t have the money to pay it off. Bad shoes!! BAAAAAD pretty shoes…

3. Are you a screamer?

Occasionally
4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched? What part of a partner’s body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?

My neck and hips. His neck and his stomach
5. What catch phrase best describes your life?

uhhhh? perhaps just WTF. i probably say it several times a day. A friend of mine often refers to my life as her “worst nightmare” because of what I do and how I do it. Funnily enough, her life is my worst nightmare, so it’s a good thing we picked our own ways…

TMI Tuesday

1. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?  Depends on how long I’ve been dating said boyfriend.  Probably my best friend though.  She should know better than that…
2. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them?  I take most things in stride.  Usually if someone says something rude, I can see they’re less a person than I and ignore it.
3. What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?  Is the skin just under his belly button considered sexual?  Ok…back of the neck or fingertips if he’s a guitar player.
4. Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body?  I’ve wondered about it but certainly not considered it seriously.
5. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?  Why yes…yes, I have.  Many someones…

Bonus (as in optional): If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met.  Considering none of my “exes” were that good at what they did in bed, I’d have to go with someone totally random.  He’d have a much better shot at rocking my world at this point…

Oops…

I have two roommates.  One shares a wall with me and the other lives downstairs.  Typically the roommate who shares a wall with me works very late, even on weekends.  we know she’s home because she always parks at the end of our driveway  and usually makes a big ruckus when she gets in (talking loudly on the telephone, banging around downstairs in the kitchen, etc).  When she is home, I reign in my moaning while I get myself off because really, who wants to hear that kind of stuff in their house?  Polite, right?

Well I went out with friends for drinks last night and came home sufficiently drunk and unbelievably horny.  I noted whacko roommate’s car was not in the driveway  and thusly did not mute my moaning.  i actually squirted last night, too, which was a happy surprise.  however, as i was up making breakfast a few minutes ago, i noted roommate’s car was still not in the driveway.  she’s usually up and at church on sundays very early so i figured this was the case today.

WRONG.

She’s home right now which means she was home during my VERY VOCAL masturbating last night.  sometimes i feel like my life is a weird weird movie.

have you ever been caught getting yourself off?

HHNT!

here are two more shots from my St. Patty’s Day shoot on Monday.  enjoy!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

as i’m part orange and part green, i opted for a nice photo for you all in celebration of my heritage.  i think i caught both sides, huh?  Alternate takes will pop up on Thursday.

as someone of irish heritage, i do have quite fair skin and i opt to keep it that way.  i do this partially because i turn the color of a lobster if i try to tan, but also because i just happen to like my fair skin.  i can’t help but giggle as i walk around my northeastern city and see girls who are a strange orange/tanned color in the dead of winter.  tell me, do you prefer tanned or au naturale?

HNT

A little more pink for you

A change of hair

i felt like being particularly girly today and set my hair in curlers last night.  i haven’t done this in a while because until recently i hadn’t entirely noticed exactly how long my hair has gotten lately.  anywho…i thought it came out pretty nice and opted to wear some pink to celebrate the girliness.  look for an HNT that i took today as well on Thursday…of some other pink on my person. 

HNT

how i spent the last week (aka – having the flu sucks):

a quick update

things i’ve done in the month of February (aka – reasons i haven’t posted much lately):

- went on a cruise to the Bahamas for a long weekend

- went out to California for a week (i love working an academic schedule!)

- run around like a loon at work to get a bunch of presentations done, some of that with a paper clip substituting as my bra clasp (see below)

- purchased a Hitachi Magic Wand and had numerous mind-shattering orgasms (what video host allows embedding porn?  suggestions?)

- contracted the flu.  this is my most recent endeavor and why i’m updating from my bed currently.

one of these days i’ll get back into the swing of things with this blog.  but not until i can stand up without feeling faint.

being resourceful

while at my desk today, i was laughing about something and bent forward mid-chortle only to feel a snap in my bra.  i’d opted for a front-close bra this morning (because it was on the top of the clean laundry pile in my room).  normally i don’t wear them for fear they will unhook in the middle of a presentation or something (you laugh, but it’s happened), but i have this one that has a much better closure.  or so i thought.  upon further inspection, and one discrete trip to the ladies’ room, i found that the plastic clasp had broken.  now i don’t keep a backup bra in my office, or anywhere in the vicinity of my office, so i was left to my devices with office supplies to jerry rig my underwear back together before my next meeting.

thankfully, i came up with something from my desk to get the job done…